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Super Heroes, Schmuper Schmeroes. Embrace your bad side with Marvel Comics Villains. Love to create chaos? Get Marvel Comics’ Loki Mischief Makers. Talk to yourself in the mirror? Snatch Marvel Comics’ Green Goblin Gobbles. Get stuck in traffic and snap your fingers, hoping half of the cars disintegrate? Put on Marvel Comics’ Thanos Snap Survivor Shades. They won’t slip or bounce while you do your evil laugh. WA HA HA HA!!!
SNAP SURVIVOR SHADES
WARNING: Wearing these Marvel Comics’ Thanos Snap Survivor Shades may cause the following side effects:
obsessive stone collecting
purple skin
MAJOR God Complex
just a general grumpy vibe,
Conquerorstipation (that’s that thing where you spend so much time conquering other worlds you neglect self-care).
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
NO LEOPARDS Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
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